wishuponastardis:

Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word

(via potterpoops)

me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.

...

me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

Caught Phillip Phillips at Whole Foods for HAAM Benefit Day! (at Whole Foods Market)

Caught Phillip Phillips at Whole Foods for HAAM Benefit Day! (at Whole Foods Market)

oceanashenue:

so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”

(via drugstorerx)

ringokotomi:

Have you ever just looked at someone and thought, “I really love you”. They’re just talking or humming or watching a movie or reading a book or laughing or something, and there’s something about them in that moment that makes you think, “I just really love you”

(Source: ringo-sugarplum, via mfm-scout)